Every day. The same crowded platform. Why do they even bother writing warnings? ‘Mind the Gap’ in bold yellow but the impatient bastards still crowd forward. It is nearly impossible to squeeze past. One of these days there’ll be a catastrophe. Same time every day the tinny announcements are casually ignored. Squeezing themselves in, sardines in a can. The alarms stridently confirm the overcrowding. The doors won’t shut. Silly sods. We’re going nowhere if you don’t move. So, who blinks first? Same game. Every. Bloody. Day. Not today though. I reckon I’ll get off. They’re going nowhere without a driver.


That last line "I reckon I’ll get off. You’re going nowhere without a driver" - just perfect!
So much packed in there! Ha, just realised what I've written! People and content! 😊